favorite slang terms for penis

thehighladyelf:

fattyatomicmutant:

champagnemanagement:

• kicky-wicky (1602)
• long plum (1613)
• bald-pate friar (1656)
• silent flute (1720)
• gaying instrument (1811)
• liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)
• master of ceremonies (1890)
  
• father confessor (1890)
• quimstick (1896)
• patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)
• ambassador (1927)
• kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)
• dingle-doodle (1935)
• dingwallace (1951)
• snorker (1963)
• corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?

yeah I’m in a band I play the gaying instrument

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